Me whenever i get money
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
Why the fuck is tommy killing his family?!